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Sport Grey, Dark Heather, and other heather colors use blended fibers; review the selected variant's garment details when exact fiber content matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFit and Sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdult garments use unisex sizing. The Kids T-shirt uses separate youth sizing from XS–XL and is not equivalent to adult sizing. Review the selected style and size carefully before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/pub-a888febdfdd94f398c47d78af91ffa50.r2.dev\/image_link_description\/SIZE%20CHART.webp\" alt=\"Adult size chart for He Who Hath No Uterus Should Stfu - Adult \u0026amp; Kids T-Shirts, Sweatshirts \u0026amp; Hoodies unisex apparel\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eColor Options\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColor availability depends on the selected adult or kids style. Product images may show the design on an adult garment example; the garment style, fit, color, and size supplied are determined by the selected variant. 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